Hannah Mayer

I'm a Stay-at-Home Mom Who's an Awful Housewife

Hannah Mayer is a nationally award-winning blogger, humor columnist and exponentially blessed wife and mother of three.

When Did Kids' Birthday Parties Get So Out of Control?

One night after my kids were all tucked in bed, my 6-year-old came back downstairs and thrust a stack of paper at my husband and me.

How 1 Mom Suddenly Knew She Was Done Having Kids

4 Ways to Stop Your 3-Year-Old From Begging

What Actually Happens When Your Last Child Graduates Preschool

"Would you like to take some tissues in with you?" My daughter's preschool teacher whispered, gently patting my shoulder and looking at me with eyes rimmed in sympathy.

A Fictional Letter to the Lifeguard From Moms of 8-Year-Olds Everywhere

Hannah Mayer is a nationally award-winning blogger, humor columnist and exponentially blessed wife and mother of three.

Cursing in Front of Your Kids: Do as I Say, Not as I Do

A few weeks ago I was driving morning carpool to school, listening to my '90s gangster rap and minding my own business.

Scared Straight — Protecting Kids From Our Phobias

Hannah Mayer is a nationally award-winning blogger, humor columnist, and exponentially blessed wife and mother of three.

A Hilarious Picture of a Stay-at-Home Mom's Sick Day Compared to Her Working Coparent

Hannah Mayer is a nationally award-winning blogger, humor columnist and exponentially blessed wife and mother of three.

5 Things I Absolutely Love About My "Mom Bod"

4 Things I Swore I Would Never Do (but Then Did 5 Minutes After Having Kids)

A few weeks ago, my kids and I overslept for school, a bad situation made worse considering I run the morning carpool.

6 Reasons My 40th Birthday Totally Beats the Pants Off My 30th

Don't get me wrong — my 20s were great.